B: Yells through the house “My mom likes midget porn” B: Out of nowhere “that’s why they got so many views” 😂

As we’re going to help a friend out on the way B randomly blurts out “do you know why’s it’s called a highway?” Me: No why? B: because you get high on the way🤦🏼‍♀️😂

So I had a home girl that used to keep so many things in her bra and one day out of nowhere B: so boobs are storage units 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ where does he get this stuff lol

I was informed today my son is not gay, he’s just homie sexual 😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🙄 love him to pieces