Has got to be by far the craziest thing I’ve ever got myself into lol. My kiddo is my whole entire world, but he’s enough to drive a sane person mad (and I’m def not completely sane 😂 my mental health defeats me sometimes it feels like) tonight I let him have 5 friends stay the night 🙄 so far they’ve all been pretty good and listened pretty well. Not as bad as I thought it would be luckily. I hate that I hate other parents, everyone wants to judge me because I pick my battles 🤷🏼‍♀️ I have my own mental health issues that I do not want to inflict on my child so I’m careful and tend to be pretty lenient, but he’s honest with me and we have a good bond and I love that 🫶🏻 what’s the best advice you’d give your kids?

B: Do you know why it’s called the highway (as we’re in the car on the highwayhh) Me: why? 🤔 B: because you get High on the way Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

One day B was watching something on tv and Bren was talking shit, B out of nowhere on a commercial comes in kicks door open and yells “I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS BREN” and calmly walks back and lays down to finish his show 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Omggggg lol
so my kiddo comes home and says this boy at lunch said “man fuck school, I’m gunna drop out and be a porn star” 😂😂 WTFFFF

my response was

“Well if your hung like your dad And no I don’t wanna know, but was told it’s passed down lmao it might be an option for you, but I’d prefer you just graduate”😂😂

He goes i can’t believe you just said that, omg yuck I don’t wanna know that that’s gross 😂😂

But this kid says crazy shit to try and make me uncomfortable all the time for some TikTok thing he just hates it when I got a better come back😂