My boss asked me today “ ok, not to be mean… but are you really a blonde?” 😂😂 I replied “well I was born a blonde, grew out of it into brown, but there’s def a reason I keep it this color” 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

I recently started a new job, and today a customer made me feel so good… we were talking about my kiddo and I told her he’s a fuckin handful which is partly my fault cause I gave him some dumb but smart advice as mentioned in my blog about my kiddo but she’d asked about some of the things he’s done and I told her my part and how I felt etc and she gave me a high five and told me I’m a great mom!! And that a woman that came in today said to tell him she loves him and he’s very loved 🥰🥺 sweetest woman I think I’ve ever met 🥰 If she ever sees this I just want her to know she is loved to, and how much love she made me feel tonight ❤️❤️

Has got to be by far the craziest thing I’ve ever got myself into lol. My kiddo is my whole entire world, but he’s enough to drive a sane person mad (and I’m def not completely sane 😂 my mental health defeats me sometimes it feels like) tonight I let him have 5 friends stay the night 🙄 so far they’ve all been pretty good and listened pretty well. Not as bad as I thought it would be luckily. I hate that I hate other parents, everyone wants to judge me because I pick my battles 🤷🏼‍♀️ I have my own mental health issues that I do not want to inflict on my child so I’m careful and tend to be pretty lenient, but he’s honest with me and we have a good bond and I love that 🫶🏻 what’s the best advice you’d give your kids?

B: Do you know why it’s called the highway (as we’re in the car on the highwayhh) Me: why? 🤔 B: because you get High on the way Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

One day B was watching something on tv and Bren was talking shit, B out of nowhere on a commercial comes in kicks door open and yells “I’M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS BREN” and calmly walks back and lays down to finish his show 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Omggggg lol
so my kiddo comes home and says this boy at lunch said “man fuck school, I’m gunna drop out and be a porn star” 😂😂 WTFFFF

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I feel like for you guys to get to know me I really need to start from the beginning of the shit show… when 2 ppl decided to have my crazy ass. But there’s just so much tbh, my mom basically left me when she left my dad. Very mentally abusive woman, idk who hurt her but I def didn’t deserve the back lash of it lol. Anyways it is what it is, shit happens.

Tbh I don’t remember to too much of my childhood. Atleast not when my mom and dad were actually together. I remember having a dog named Sassy that would run awayevery time my mom and dad got in a fight, my mom always finding reasons and ways to put my dad in jail 🙄😩 would let me go see him basically to find out where he lived and him get arrested in front of me for warrants all the time she seemed to like to only let me see him when he had warrants 🙄 I can understand where my dad decided to step away for awhile (especially some of his warrants being child support) after my mom and dad split she left me with my gma. I was there until I was about 9 when she passed away. I really miss her so so much 🫶🏻😞 ig I will start a list of the good memories and the bad memories from here 😂

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